College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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