this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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