dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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