One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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