He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize