What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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