You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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