So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize