is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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