Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer