the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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