turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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