I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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