oh god the rape fog is back!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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