The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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