OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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