I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have already put on my inside pants.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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