i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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