the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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