No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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