So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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