She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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