what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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