He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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