There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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