We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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