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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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