Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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