You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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