you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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