You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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