You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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