And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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