So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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