I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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