How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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