Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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