I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i now understand why vodka
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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