The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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