My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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