if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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