all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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