I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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