Whod you bang
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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