You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you inspire me to be a worse person
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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