When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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