The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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