Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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