Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
The ass gains better be worth it
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