i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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