Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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