"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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