windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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